Shoutout to Brad & Matt

Met some new friends at the Gun Show this past weekend; please remember, guys, to vote in the next Mayoral race.
Your vote really counts
The following video should help you decide which candidate serves his people best:

Look out for portal landings

Published in: on January 28, 2009 at 6:26 am  Comments (1)  






(click on the “wow” for our gallery)





Welcome home, Paul

That little lovebird is back from his two-week sojourn.
Despite rumors of his having joined a gang and terrorizing the county, or insinuations of his demise, Paul was instead hanging out in the home of a local construction worker (thanks to you!).
A small ad was placed in the local newspaper, and on the last day it was run, a call came in.
Just as the last little birdie-turd was scrubbed away, and plans for the palace cage’s recycle were firmed up, he is back…!

He will receive visitors (especially those bearing cash). 
Call 503-338-6056 or email to come and see his highness, and take home a souvenir.

We give up!

(This bit of sarcasm brought to you in honor of the Day of Fool’s the 1st of April…)

That’s right, the manufacturing of all NW Limited…History in VogueTM products will soon take place in CHINA, and the finished products shipped right back for sale in your favorite enormous box store.
We’d like to take this time to assure our loyal customers that every batch of handsome, historic, handmade units, designed by (but made in !!!) NW Limited (ooohhh look at the label!) will be tested stringently to ensure that toxicity levels are at an acceptable level. 
So safe, you can eat off ’em!
Don’t be fooled, just Wal(k s)mart(ly) away!
Happy April Fool’s Day (Cuz Made in China stinks!):

Bird fans

Paul, turn around!

Sean Connery in Astoria?

Astoria’s no stranger to celebrity sightings.  More than a handful of movies have been filmed here, and during those times it’s interesting to hear the gossip around town relating to locals’ experiences with these usually distant icons. 
A few stars have even shown up sporadically just to take in the beauty of the Sunset Empire, a/k/a Astoria, or do a little whale watching along the coast.  Maybe they heard about the legendary beachcombing following our winter storms. Just maybe they are scouting the location of their next big production.
This latest inuendo is of great interest, considering the debut of NW Limited’s James Bond tribute series:
Rumor has it that none other than Academy Award winner, recipient of the American Film Institute’s Lifetime Achievement Award, and oft-voted sexiest man alive, Sean Connery, also the star of multiple James Bond movies, as well as other Hollywood greats, was spotted in none other than Astoria, Oregon.  Who was the lady on his arm?  Further speculation arrived at the conclusion that it was his once-costar, Lana Wood who played Plenty O’Toole in the James Bond classic, Diamonds Are Forever. It wasn’t just her name that left audiences enchanted, and sources say that though she and Mr. Connery were in a rush, Ms. Wood still has “plenty” to talk about. Sean must have thought so, too, as they rushed off to their unknown destination.
No comments were made as to the reason for the visit to the north coast.
Astoria must be just far enough off the beaten path to provide respite from the paparazzi.  Unfortunately, no photos exist of their hasty stop.
It was surmised that they paused just long enough to sign a few autographs.  Who was that lucky fan that got those much-sought-after signatures?  If it was you, let us know!
503-338-6056 <—–(this guy has the signatures to prove it)

Clandestine transaction

What was it
that was exchanged in an over-the-border, just-off-the-freeway parking lot in hushed, yet excited tones,  passed between vehicles in black plastic bags? 
Furtive glances about the general vicinity ensure that no one waits, not the elements nor other unknown quantities, to thwart this much-anticipated event…
Casual observers would think it something criminal for the intensity involved, the swiftness, the planning with which the exchange took place. Rest assured, however, NW Limited…History in VogueTM is completely legal, harmless, though habit-forming, in all states.
The levels of happiness, satisfaction and excitement it brings might need to be regulated, though.  It could get out of control, quickly. NW Limited…History in VogueTM is fully responsible for overwhelming giddiness, tears of joy, and emotional outpourings of affection!
Anyone care to start a petition? (didn’t think so.)
In answer to that first question (and congratulations to the lucky recipient):

(click for larger)
This set is a one-of-a-kind, custom set which features
American Motorcycle #31, Easy Rider variation paired with a custom-framed, matted and numbered 1/1 original, authentic autograph of the star of Easy Rider, Peter Fonda
One hell of a gift for a riding buddy! WOW!
You, too, can experience the WOW!, and arrange your own transaction to achieve the above effects.
Contact your pusher connection: or
phone 503-338-6056

Dear George

Now that you’re here, Paul the Lovebird has a message for you (click to see):