Welcome home, Paul

That little lovebird is back from his two-week sojourn.
Despite rumors of his having joined a gang and terrorizing the county, or insinuations of his demise, Paul was instead hanging out in the home of a local construction worker (thanks to you!).
A small ad was placed in the local newspaper, and on the last day it was run, a call came in.
Just as the last little birdie-turd was scrubbed away, and plans for the palace cage’s recycle were firmed up, he is back…!

He will receive visitors (especially those bearing cash). 
Call 503-338-6056 or email bill@nwlimited.com to come and see his highness, and take home a souvenir.

Yo, Bill! Paul here…

Bring moar green chile fud. kthxbai.
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